talk about perspective. shit.
I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.
so this is why I’m so smart :p
I guess you could say they’re a
my dad sent me this video of these little Afghan kids having a little free style battle to cheer me up and it’s just the most adorable thing ever. I need myself a hype squad like this.
Haha the albino one is killing it
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.
Plot Twist: The color guard gets hit by a flying snare drum.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH